I Honestly Love These...
Ok...so the past few weeks have had yielded some new reality favorites for me...
First, there's VH1's "I Know My Kid's a Star." Stage moms + kids of varying degrees of talent (or lack thereof) + Danny Bondauce = gold. My favorite mom on the show, Rocky, may be gone, but Gigi and Alai are filling that void quite well. How about a new version of "Gypsy" starring Rocky and her daughter? Riiight?
Then, there's "Viva Hollywood," which searches for the next great telenovela star. Between the "muerte" card ceremony, Maria Conchita Alonso drinking it up at the elimination ceremony, the "death scene" eliminations, and the promised cameo of Charo, the show is a lock for a season pass on the DVR. And how dare the cast put up Geovannie for elimination. BASTA!
However...neither of these brings me the joy that MTV's "Rock the Cradle" has. What is it about this show that's got me hooked? Is it the cute host, Ryan Devlin? Kinda, but not really...Is it the classic battle between glam metal and yacht rock progeny Jesse Blaze Sinder and Crosby Loggins? Maybe...I favor Crosby myself...But, it's really all about Olivia Newton John's daughter, Chloe Lattanzi...Behold...
Oh, Peter Allen, had you only lived to hear this...
First, there's VH1's "I Know My Kid's a Star." Stage moms + kids of varying degrees of talent (or lack thereof) + Danny Bondauce = gold. My favorite mom on the show, Rocky, may be gone, but Gigi and Alai are filling that void quite well. How about a new version of "Gypsy" starring Rocky and her daughter? Riiight?
Then, there's "Viva Hollywood," which searches for the next great telenovela star. Between the "muerte" card ceremony, Maria Conchita Alonso drinking it up at the elimination ceremony, the "death scene" eliminations, and the promised cameo of Charo, the show is a lock for a season pass on the DVR. And how dare the cast put up Geovannie for elimination. BASTA!
However...neither of these brings me the joy that MTV's "Rock the Cradle" has. What is it about this show that's got me hooked? Is it the cute host, Ryan Devlin? Kinda, but not really...Is it the classic battle between glam metal and yacht rock progeny Jesse Blaze Sinder and Crosby Loggins? Maybe...I favor Crosby myself...But, it's really all about Olivia Newton John's daughter, Chloe Lattanzi...Behold...
Oh, Peter Allen, had you only lived to hear this...
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