Trapped In the Closet and I don't wanna get out...

So I did a little Christmas money shopping and Monday night, I decided to pick up the DVD of R. Kelly's craptacular masterpiece, "Trapped in the Closet."

I finally got a chance to see ALL twelve chapter. OH...MY...GOD...I won't spoil it for you...in fact, I refuse to spoil things for you quite yet, because I IMPLORE you to go get the DVD and watch this. Words cannot describe my reaction as I was watching the head-exploding madness of Chapters 10 through 12. And there's gonna be more! It's going to go up to Chapter 30!!!

Afterwards, we started to watch the R. Kelly commentary remix where R. Kelly is on camera MST3K-style giving commentary...or in his case...telling exactly what the lyrics are telling is. Oh R., such a master of subtext and subtlety...