Mind trap

OK...so I just finished watching VH1's special for R. Kelly's "Trapped in the Closet: Chapter 6 - 8." My head is literally going to explode. Money was actually put into this?!?

I totally lost it when Rosie the nosy neighbor came banging down the door with her spatula. I mean, really people...

And is it just me or does it seem like R. Kelly hit the record button and just started throwing a bunch of words together with a minor wavering in melody here and there?

I honestly have never seen anything like this before. And then on the VH1 special, there are interviews with the characters. INTERVIEWS with the CHARACTERS...not the actors playing the characters...the CHARACTERS...as if they were real and they're talking about what just happened in the songs...

Then there's the awful green screen!

Oh, and did I mention a spatula?! Ah, I did...just wanted to make sure...

I'd take a marathon of "But Can They Sing?" over this any day...ok, maybe not, and maybe I'll get the DVD of "Trapped in the Closet" to make sure that this did happen and to torture my friends by making them view it...but still...geez! I don't understand...I really, really don't...

And mom, if you're reading this...HAPPY BIRTHDAY!