Don't Get It Twisted....

Dear networks,

I'm stuffed. I'm about to explode...Not only did you throw the season premiere of "Lost" and the reveal of what's down there in the hatch (wait, isn't that Brian's apartment from "Queer as Folk?"), but you also had Charla refereeing a tug of war showdown on "Battle of the Network Reality Stars." Then, there was Kathy's big reality all-star reunion just after that. Oh, but wait, there was also the premiere of Martha's "Apprentice" (which was quite good...anybody think "Mr. Belvedere" when she started writing the letter?)...and if that wasn't enough, you unleashed a two-hour helping of "America's Next Top Model" (which my owner still hasn't gone through all of yet!). And last but not least, another hour of "So You Think You Can Dance?" goodness where Nick and Melody kicked some major ass. YAYYYYYYY! Yes, you've put me to the test and I need some rest...I'm all bloopity-blooped out!

Yours truly,

Mandel's TiVo