Wanna be starting something

It just doesn't end...It's like he's taunting us intentionally to see what new crack we can make about him...Well, I say, BRING IT ON, JACKO!!!!

Here's the latest round of pictures I found on the Yahoo's news site which scream for some crass commentary...

First off, lawyers test, Jacko's hand-eye coordination skills to see if can fit the candy in the magic jar.

In this one, is he applying lipstick? I just don't know...

Now for some pictures from his testimony...Here are some questions he answered...

- How many minutes of fame left do you have? His answer

- How old is this latest face that you have on right now? His answer

- How old was the last person you...(I'll let you fill in the rest here...)? And his answer

All right...so that really wasn't what he was answering...And finally, here's a picture that proves that Jacko is the evil sister of Gypsy Carlotta from our Halloween party.

Finally had some free time tonight to a bit of shopping for the holidays. And I'm about 20% from being done. Woo-hoo!